This is what it has come to...blogging. 
I'm not entirely sure why or how this whole blogging craze started, but here I am embarking on my own blog.  While this is mostly for entertainment value (mine, not yours) it may turn into much more than that.
Imagine this:
Here we are, the year 2058.  Newspaper and television media no longer exist.  All of your important information comes from the internet, much of it from blogs.  Celebrating its 50th year of operation, Fairly Accurately Rated is holding a celebration for all of the loyal readers.  What kind of celebration?  Of course if you have read in the last 50 years, you know exactly what the celebration will look like.  You know about all of the stars that will attend, all of the fun that will be had, and all of the good that it will do for the world.  Since you already know, I will spare you the details, and simply tell you to enjoy the celebration...it is sure to be legendary.  If you haven't been a loyal reader, I'm sorry.  I find no need to fill you in on the greatness of this blog if you have chosen to ignore it for the past 50 years.  Enjoy your stupid life that doesn't include this blog.
OK...imagination time over.
Think about that...do you want to miss the celebration?  So there you go, my first official solicitation for readership.  No idea where to go from here, but evidently I have a party to begin planning.
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Best blog ever.
This comment is a line drawn in the sand, across this line many will pass.
Abidingly,
Dude
Lame comment section. Lame I say.
I feel like I am embarking on a life changing experience as I write this comment. I look forward to the next 50 years of Michael-isms and hope that at our imaginary celebration I am still alive and ready to PARTY!
Dude,
I am totally going to cross your line. I will spent the next 50 years crossing your line. I hope your line is one that is drawn in sand and not in concrete because we are just going to have to keep upping the bar...err or line. Now I've just gone and confused myself.
-the Rev.
You are all officially on the invite list for the 50 year celebration. I think that planning the party will be a common theme throughout the existence of this blog. Now I can spend my time looking for fun party related things and make other people read about them.
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