Due to the abundant amount of success already experienced by this blog, just weeks into its infancy, I think the time has come to take this blog to the next level.
Let me explain...
In just under two months of blogging, I have been handsomely paid due to the patronage of my readers. Because I have added advertisements to the blog, I have already earned a grand total of 186....pennies. That's right! I have made $1.86 because of all of you who click on the ads on the left side of my site. Thank you for your kindness and generosity! If you haven't started clicking on the adds, click away...you are all personally responsible for my second income.
Now, how do we make this $1.86 turn into much, much more?
Today, I offer each of you to get in on the proverbial ground level of this blog. If you would like to become a guest columnist, featured writer, or regular contributor, I would love to expand the reading base of FAR. If you are interested in writing for Fairly Accurately Rated, get in touch with me via a comment or email, submit a writing sample (or tell me that you can write), and you can stake your claim to some of my great earnings.
Here's the thing....like me, you have nothing to lose. I have made money simply by posting my thoughts. If you want to do the same, and, in the process witness the booming success of this blog, the time to join is now!
Seriously...if you want to write, let me know. The more contributors, the more readers, the more money, the more fame, the more opportunity to spontaneously make it rain in all of the top clubs in the world.
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Ok...tomorrow I return to my normal writing. No more soliciting more writers. Tomorrow I will tell you about your chance to use the money made by writing on this blog to buy yourself a town....no kidding.
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Update: I have now made $2.10!!!
i enjoy the new google search bar on this blog. now it can be my homepage! thanks
can i start a guest spot in like 3 weeks called 'opinings of a beach bum'? If so, I would like a 3% cut in profits.
Please find my resume below.
Resume
I can write good.
Thanks for your consideration!
Best,
BB
If you consider changing the title of your column to "opinings of a beauchamp bum", I'll add you to the team. As for your cut, I'm willing to give you 5%...how's that for a negotiation?!
I would love to write for your rag. Here are my demands:
1. My own office with at least 7 windows.
2. My own administrative assistant that will not get pissed when I call her a secretary.
3. Season tickets to Michigan Football.
4. When the time comes, my own box at Michigan Stadium.
5. 90% of advertising revenue.
6. Free ads on F.A.R. for Bubbatunes and any other causes I may have in the future.
i'm definitely interested. you don't have to give me a cut of the cash, just a couple beers now and again.
as for a writing sample. do you really need one, i mean, i'm a reverend i am excellent at public speaking and making up scriptures. and if you deny me, well, ya know, GOD will strike you down.
-The Rev
I fear God much more than I fear Bubbatunes; therefore, I would like to welcome the Rev as a future contributor, and deny Mike the opportunity to write for FAR (unless of course you really want to).
I will advertise for Bubbatunes, as it has provided some of the early inspiration for this blog.
Rev-no need for a writing sample. Let me know when you would like to begin.
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